I’m trying to complete my fossil and art sections of the museum so if anyone has the following for me to buy that would be great.
Apatosaurus Skull and Tail
Dimetrodon Skull, Tail and Torso
Ptera Left and Right Wing
Stego Skull, Tail and Torso
Styraco Skull and Tail
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
there’s so much going on in this gif
Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space.
i like the difference between all of these relationships.. like professional, personal, strangers..
Back from the Farmer’s Market
- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
First time watching fireworks:
First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:
First time getting caught in a bubble shower:
First time driving through a dark tunnel:
First time chatting with a puppet:
First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:
First time forgetting how spoons work:
First time seeing ice cream:
Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
- Men: Not ALL men.
- Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.